i dialed 9-1-1 a long time ago
and now i see how late they're reacting

here shakes the former lover-slash-husband and there lies the wife of a trainwreck just waiting to happen.

23.07 ON 22/7/14 with 3,200 notes

22.13 ON 22/7/14 with 5 notes

catceleste:

update: i bought a new 16 oz box of morton’s kosher salt. here’s to another 3 and a half years

22.00 ON 22/7/14 with 38 notes
cheekybottom:

Cheeky Bottom

cheekybottom:

Cheeky Bottom

21.20 ON 22/7/14 with 378 notes

Next time they make a move we’ll be waiting for them to snuff out that spark before it catches fire.

20.27 ON 22/7/14 with 2,163 notes

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power.  It’s an energy field created by all living things.  It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

19.33 ON 22/7/14 with 94,914 notes

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

18.40 ON 22/7/14 with 349,914 notes

17.46 ON 22/7/14 with 22,570 notes

metrothuggin:

u gonna regret not textin me back when my mixtape drop

16.53 ON 22/7/14 with 6,741 notes
03.11 ON 22/7/14 with 2,228 notes
thesochillnetwork:

Beginning of the most EPIC barfight ever!

thesochillnetwork:

Beginning of the most EPIC barfight ever!

03.09 ON 22/7/14 with 2,988 notes
brea-liom—tu:

♡♡♡♡♡

brea-liom—tu:

01.43 ON 22/7/14 with 16,171 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]

tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]

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